*sets thermostat to 69 degrees* haha 69 *starts dying from heat stroke* haha……69……
How would you even get heat stroke from 69 degrees.
i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014
My brother says that this scene is exactly what teaching feels like.
the second of two supernatural-related voice recordings that i just couldn’t get through without laughing
it’s impossible to listen to this without laughing
Are you alright man?
motherfucking mickey mouse
I think I just peed in my pants…. I can’t stop cackling!!!!
i think im laughing bc hes laughing and i cant stop laughing
if you started liking arctic monkeys after AM came out i don’t like you
indirect to every arctic monkeys “”“fan”“” at my school
God forbid someone isn’t fortunate enough to be introduced to a band until a v successful album is brought…
Harry Potter + Soundtrack
Sirius Black high-fiving Lily Evans every time she raises her hand in class.
Sirius asking James to high five her when he is too sick to come to class.
Remus Lupin doing it with a sigh and an immediate apology when neither Sirius or James is available.
Peter being overly enthusiastic about being asked to do it, and slapping Lily in the face by accident.
me in Spanish class
bae: come over
me: i cant i’m shooting a badly directed video with my band
bae: my parents are not home
whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal
If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me about my plans for university I wouldn’t have to go
When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it
OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*
Bucky knows what’s up
MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT
I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS
I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?