"Excuse me, sir, but I would like to talk to you about the AVENGERS Initiative."
hE LANDS ON HIS GODDAMN FEET WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU A SORCERER SIR
this is some GTA shit.
dont you ever try to pull this shit with me I will stab you
i just want a kinda cool best friend who i can be like ‘lets go to a fuckin muSEUM tomorrow’ to and they’ll be like ‘heck yEA’ and we can just hop on a train but then i can just go 2 their house anytime and we can jam and talk about conspiracy theories and bands and bela lugosi and eat pasta
do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
I’m glad it isn’t just me
I found a baby zombie riding a chicken in the daylight. He wasn’t getting hurt at all by the sun.
Chrys watches TW [x]
LMFAO!! Future Grandmother of my children…Love this.
Hmmm. Very weird
To all the writers of the show…
yoU KNOW THOSE DAYS WHEN YOUR SINGING VOICE SOUNDS BETTER THAN USUAL
He has friends